"There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie! For instance, Number 1: You can never have sex. Sex equals death, OK? Number 2: You can never drink or do drugs. No, it’s the sin factor, it’s a sin, it’s an extension of Number One! And Number 3: Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say ‘I’ll be right back’, ‘cause you won’t be back."